How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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