just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
you never un-have a 4some
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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