i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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