You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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