I got her a Nickelback box set.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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