so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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