You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
