I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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