Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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