Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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