dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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