Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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