you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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