I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
