How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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