just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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