On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Duck Duck Cougar?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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