I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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