some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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