I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she told me i tasted like america
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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