I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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