Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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