okay pat passed out under dana's car
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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