my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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