Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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