He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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