i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
