That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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