Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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