If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
