where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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