Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
This baby is an asshole
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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