If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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