Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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