kristin has been a bad kristin
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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