If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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