you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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