So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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