our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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