I wanna passion pit in your ass
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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