I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
