its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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