So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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