Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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