Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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