Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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