very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Small penises have feelings too.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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