new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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