yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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