too bad you live with your parents still
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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