8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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