girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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