so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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