Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
operation have a gay friend backfired
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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