For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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