your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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