The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My vagina is officially offended.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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