She said her name was "party"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Please don't give away my fajitas
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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