I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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