ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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